Moo, Oink celebrate the demise of their own

The city that brought us Eagle Man (and which needs to check its water supply for LSD) is back with more humanoid animal fun, as Moo and Oink rap their way through their store, listing off their dead friends and what parts of them are tasty. Hearing a cow endorse roast beef is unsettling, especially in a cartoonish rap song that sounds like something Hanna-Barbera would have written for Scooby Doo. These two mascots sound way too happy to condemn themselves to the slaughterhouse, that’s all I’m saying. Although their song, as bad as it is, still beats out every nerdcore MC ever. Via Consumerist.

—Posted by David Kiefaber