iPhone: the same great taste for even less

Apple cut the price of its iPhone yesterday by $200. Which is weird, given the device’s awesome power. Little known fact: The iPhone features advanced “flavor-strip” technology that makes the unit taste like any food or beverage being displayed on screen. There are three notable exceptions: Duque Rum, being a phony brand, is completely tasteless. Milk tastes like cigarettes. And apples (including the corporate logo on the device itself) taste like money. I’m sorry. I moved on to the Rolling Stone table-of-contents page, still in search of the Cane flavor strip, and I’m a little punchy.

—Posted by David Gianatasio