If nothing else, he’s really good at Pac-Man

Well, it’s official. We have a new Pac-Man world champion. Actually, let’s back up: There is a recognized Pac Man World Championship. Now that we’re up to speed, the newest (and first) champ is Carlos Daniel Borrego Romero of Mexico. His winnings include “a custom-designed Pac-Man Xbox 360, 100,000 Microsoft points, 26 years of Quiznos subs and crystal plaque for boasting rights.” Because any man who calls himself a man will proudly wear “I Beat Pac-Man” on his shield.