Get ready for a whiff of Madonna

MadonnaAs a performer, and a human being, Madonna defies a lot of things: convention, common sense, good taste and usually decency. But now the Material Girl from Michigan is Defying Gravity (that’s the title of her latest album) and launching a perfume line. What’s the name of this scent? Not Old Skank (sorry) or even English Rose, as she is wont to refer to herself in the children’s books she writes. It’s simply called “Madonna.” What Madonna smells like after all these years is anyone’s guess. The new album and l’eau de Madonna are set to be available in November, for everyone to add to their Christmas lists.

—Posted by Celeste Ward

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