Gas pill mellows your nasty, farty bathwater

Luftal, a Bristol-Myers Squibb gas medication sold over the counter in Mexico, offers this unique selling proposition: It promises to fix your problem and thus calm the gross, jacuzzi-like, fart-churned waters of your bathtub. If you're lucky, your wife/girlfriend will even fetch the Luftal pill and a glass of water for you when trouble arises—with nary a hint of the utter repugnance she must surely feel inside. Plus, think of all the money you'll save on air freshener.