Jeff Hager of Alabama has won the $12,000 grand prize in the "Create Dunkin's Next Donut" contest for his "Toffee for Your Coffee" entry. I guess Barry Switzer was too preoccupied messing with people in the park to enter. Hager's creation will be sold nationwide in the fall. Apparently, it's a glazed sour-cream cake confection with chopped Heath Bars on top. Frankly, that doesn't sound sweet enough to me. And one wonders: Why not also fill it with chopped Heath Bars? Well, why the hell not?! Sorry, I had a couple Dunkin' larges and a load of Munchkins, and I'm a bit keyed up. After all, it's National Donut Day! Though, to be honest, that's every day for me.
—Posted by David Gianatasio