This new Match.com ad from Mother London proposes the unlikely scenario that you can impress a hot girl by serenading her on a ukelele at a train station. In fact, the plot would seem to undermine the whole point of Match.com. If this dork can get himself a girl, then how useful is any dating site, really? And that's to say nothing of how ads like this embolden buskers. When the Ad Standards Authority inevitably weighs in, I'm sure they'll agree with me.