Bologna gum seems like a terrible idea at first. It’s not bologna- flavored, which helps, but who would want to chew gum that’s packaged like bologna, right? Well, think about it. Neither item is particularly expensive, they’re both an ambiguous pink color, and they’re both made from mysterious ingredients that may include spider eggs. Practically a match made in heaven, this gum. Plus, the tagline “Blow your lunch!” is a keeper. We’d suggest putting it in Spam tins, but you can probably blow bubbles with that stuff already.
—Posted by David Kiefaber