Beer companies! Missed sponsorship opportunity!

So, we were reading yesterday that a house in Houston that’s covered in flattened beer cans has received a $125,000 endowment grant from something called the Orange Show Center for Visionary Art. It plans to restore the house to its former, aluminum-coated luster. We know the vision that inspired its now-deceased creator, John Milkovisch. Why, of course, it was beer goggles! According to this write-up on the Roadside America site, “Beer cans quickly became John’s exclusive medium—a convenient one, since John drank a lot of beer.