Man, don’t buy lottery tickets from the guy in this Centraal Beheer insurance ad. Of course, it’s his own fault for picking such a sketchy locale in which to undergo acupuncture. I prefer my alternative-medicine clinics to have things like overhead lighting, and not to set the mood with Buster Poindexter songs. Come to think of it, maybe that’s what pissed off Fate enough to cause the spontaneous building fire.
—Posted by David Kiefaber