Ashton Kutcher’s Curtain Call for ‘Two and a Half Men’

After putting his clothes back on, Ashton Kutcher officially takes Charlie Sheen's place alongside Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones in this reworked version of the iconic curtain shot for Two and a Half Men. Oh, joy. I suppose it was a vain hope that this particular shitcom would die after Sheen went crazy, but it'll be back in September. At least this promo shot is less heebie-jeebies-inducing than the trio's "naked" poster, Kutcher's attempt at beard growth notwithstanding. I thought agents were supposed to prevent that sort of thing. He looks like someone scribbled on his face in MS Paint.