Worst of the worst: teen-learning-center ads

Compiling a list of the most melodramatic teen-learning-center ads is like shooting dogs in a cage, but Tabloid Prodigy has done it anyway. (They opt for the adjective "douchiest," however.) Three of the spots are courtesy of the Huntington Learning Center, which helps photogenic teenagers adjust to cubicles well in advance of their future careers as purposeless office drones. The Sylvan Learning Center does the same thing, from what we can tell, but they also help kids who try to play Super Mario Brothers on a PlayStation 2.