Videos of drunk kids? How revolutionary.

Do we really need another reality show? Moreover, who exactly was calling out for a “LOL drunk people being drunk” reality show, when MTV and E! are already exclusively devoted to stuff like this? Granted, Nightclub Confessions will air mostly on foxreality.com instead of TV, but there’s even more of this stuff on the Internet. Still, Fox carries on. “Our audience wants reality whenever and wherever they want it,” says Fox Reality COO David Lyle, knowing full well he’s promoting a rich-kid fantasy world here, “and we are excited to deliver the first original series made for our Web site.”