Take cover! It’s The Big One

We just ran across one of these gigantic Snickers bars called “The Big One.” We won’t get all high and mighty and start in about childhood obesity and portion sizes and how, illegal or not, a candy bar that has 510 calories (210 from fat) and that we’ve heard described as “a brick” is, objectively speaking, pretty gross. Some people, in fact, love this thing—it’s described in this great review as “long, real long, and precious.