Shoot a Brew cooler perfect for real tossers

Are you in the market for a remote-controlled cooler that automatically launches cans at you and your drunk friends? Well, you're in luck. Have a look at the Shoot a Brew, a cooler than holds 24 cans and launches them up to eight feet away, appeasing the world's laziest inebriated people. The thing costs a whopping $295, but the Web site's product-features page alone is worth the price of entry (e.g., "Allows beverage to be retrieved 8 feet away without leaving current activity" and "Entertains all your friends and creates an unforgettable experience").