Maxwell the Geico spokespig gets rolled by the 5-0 in this ad by The Martin Agency for the company's new digital insurance ID cards. Call me paranoid, but I would never just hand my smartphone to a cop—especially if, like Maxwell, I were already paranoid enough to assume the cop was profiling me due to species-ism. That pig might be able to drive a car, but clearly he has a lot to learn about being a responsible motorist. (How do his hooves reach the pedals?) Also, not to pig-pile on here, but the trooper's baffled reaction to the digital ID probably isn't the reaction users will be hoping for. Bonus points, however, for the #PulledPork hashtag. More recent Maxwell goodness after the jump.