Which way to the bar car? John Jameson returns in another fun, rollicking tall tale from TBWA\Chiat\Day, this time rescuing comely lasses and barrels of his namesake Irish whiskey from a speeding 19th-century train. The Iron Horse engine, however, shoots over a cliff and falls into the sea, where it smashes a Prussian ship and sends the would-be invaders sinking to the bottom. Poor Prussians, I bet they got swallowed by a giant octopus. Kidding, of course. I know the octopus is fictional, just like Prussia. (I'm not seeing it on the Google Maps, people! Oh, there it is in Pennsylvania.)