Help this creative genius settle on a job title

Jonathan Ressler is a smart, dynamic guy, and an overall creative genius. The only thing he can't do is come up with a good job title for himself. He's newly employed at marketing agency The Catevo Group, and he needs a title for his business cards. Which is where we, the faithful public, come in. Jon's Give Me a Title site has lots of possibilities for us to vote on, including "Lord of Space, Time and Dimension," "The Father of Every Child in This Room" and "Chief Growth Officer."