Did this milk unleash a horde of zombies?

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I’ve reached some conclusions about this gallon of Tuscan milk for sale on Amazon.com. First, milk should not be sold on the Internet. Grocery stores or dairies, people. Second, the customer reviews are too funny to be completely spontaneous. (“I am as a sailor, upon seas of Tuscan milk.” “I am totally getting this for my wife for Christmas.” “First off I would like to apologize for unleashing the zombie hoard upon the Tampa Bay area.”)

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