Al Gore putting $300 million into green ads

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you vice president Dick Cheney’s rebuttal to Al Gore’s recent comments on 60 Minutes: “First off all, Mr. Former Vice President, I didn’t actually watch the show, because the cable’s out here at my undisclosed location, 1,000 feet below ground in the foothills of Wyoming. Oh, damn! We’ll have to change locations. Anyway, my aides told me about your little diatribe. You suggested I was ignorant enough to believe the moon landings were staged at a movie lot in Montana.