AllTwitter’s Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
Shout out to brillo pads with the scrapin' and scourin' and so forth.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) August 18, 2013
There's no such thing as monsters you little fool, now put this tooth under your pillow so a fairy can trade you some coins for it.
— rory (@rorynotroy) August 21, 2013
Music Lesson: When writing a summer anthem, be sure to ask yourself 'Does this song feature @Pharrell?'
— Ken Furer (@kenfurer) August 16, 2013
If I could kill one person in history, it would be that guy who yells "ONLY ON BRAVO!"
— Mike Scully (@scullymike) August 16, 2013
Are there any music festivals that are like, indoors with chairs?
— Matt Moore (@MooreExperience) August 18, 2013
"The internet has indeed provided a forum for all to have a voice. There are times this is a very good thing. There are also other times."
— Don't Read Comments (@AvoidComments) August 16, 2013
A study found that Facebook makes us feel worse about our lives. Think about how bad I feel — I'm still on Friendster.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) August 20, 2013
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