Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) June 19, 2013
I love you, All Tacos
— jon hendren (@fart) June 19, 2013
Just got my first Google Plus notification in 6 months and Google Plussed my pants.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) June 19, 2013
Let’s all work together to eliminate cancer and the Miami Heat.
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) June 19, 2013
I'll never forget the time my grandmother put her turn signal on coming out my friend's driveway.
— Alex J. Mann (@alexjmann) June 18, 2013
My newest tweets are inspired by a Le Corbusier lamp.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 18, 2013
It's amazing how much you can accomplish with only a smile! I.e., naked.
— Your Life Coaches (@LIFECOACHERS) June 18, 2013
Share your favorites in the comments!
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