D.C. Firm Empowers You to ‘Drunk Dial Congress’

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By Patrick Coffee Comments

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It’s all over, folks—the week has been won. Here’s how the brilliant “Drunk Dial Congress” campaign works:

  • Step 1: Enter your phone number
  • Step 2: Receive a call from a service narrated by a drunk guy who’s in the mood to give all those schlubs in Washington a piece of his mind
  • Step 3: Have your call automatically routed to the office of a random member of the House of Representatives
  • Step 4: Yell something at the poor sap who answers these idiots’ phones about one of the handy talking points provided on the campaign page (complete with links!)
  • Step 5: Realize how little power you have in our “minority rule” democracy, curl into a ball on the floor and drink some more while watching QVC at full volume

We’d never heard of Revolution Messaging until about five minutes ago, but now we know they’re a D.C. firm that works to promote left-leaning non-profits and somehow still has…a sense of humor!

Hat. Tipped.