If you, like one Oliver Wendell Douglas, have long suspected that farm livin’ is the life for you (The chores! Fresh air!) but are more interested in how the countryside translates into, say, festive do-it-yourself wreaths and citrusy mulled wine than livestock and tractors, take a gander at this good ol’ fashioned job opportunity. Hearst’s Country Living is on the hunt for a design director to join its Birmingham, Alabama-based team. Applicants are advised to have at least seven years of experience—and a passion for “upcycled” crafts wouldn’t hurt you none.