Anderson who? Excuse me, I'm reading the newspaper

Wow. The NYT cleans up real nice. We spent perhaps more time than we should have lingering over Gawker’s “Gawker Hotties: Men of the Times ” poll, but it’s our job to be familiar with New York media, is it not? We’d never think of disclosing who we voted for but it may have rhymed with “Schmelefa Schmanneh,” or maybe “Shmampbell Schmobertson,” or quite possibly “Schmenny 8. Schmee.” Either way, to quote Chief Justice Rehnquist, that’s for us to know and you to find out.