The first Halloween movie is a classic. Halloween III: Season of the Witch, was not good. For one thing, it had nothing to do with the rest of the series. No Michael Myers. No Dr. Loomis ("The blackest eyes. The devil's eyes"). But it did have one of the creepiest commercials of all time.
In a dark commentary on modern marketing, combined with a heavy dose of '80s cheese, the movie's plot revolves around a sinister company, Silver Shamrock, selling kids crappy masks that contain a dark secret. Check out the possibly-seizure-inducing ads below. And click here if you want to witness the horrors that occurred when kids watch the commercials while wearing the masks. Happy Halloween!