Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
If Kanye West never writes a memoir called Beats, Cray, Love, why do we even have words?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) July 3, 2013
Keep calm and spout clichés.
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) July 3, 2013
I like to measure my daily accomplishments by how many browser tabs I close out.
— Ashley Burns (@MayorBurnsy) July 3, 2013
Give yourself a good long look in the mirror and ask: Are hashtags my primary creative outlet?
— Chapin (@Chapinc) July 3, 2013
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 3, 2013
We have enough tweets now, thanks.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 3, 2013
Guys with diamond stud earrings, don't.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) July 3, 2013
Share your favorites in the comments!
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