Teacher! Teacher! Pick Us! We Know!

We caught this yesterday from our frenemies at the Gutter, but weren’t sure enough of their follow-through abilities to trust that they were actually going to go through with an entire week of single-answer blind items. Today, it looks like they are. We have to confess that it’s with a very large grudge that we send any of our multitudinous traffic their way. Crackhead Hemingway (who, us?) is one thing. But this?? It’s not right.