Teacher! Teacher! Pick Us! We Know!


We caught this yesterday from our frenemies at the Gutter, but weren’t sure enough of their follow-through abilities to trust that they were actually going to go through with an entire week of single-answer blind items. Today, it looks like they are. We have to confess that it’s with a very large grudge that we send any of our multitudinous traffic their way. Crackhead Hemingway (who, us?) is one thing. But this?? It’s not right.

Still, our collective type a.5 personalities are just reveling in our know-it-all-ness. The answer’s in our addled history.