LA in 90 seconds

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“There’s nothing glamorous about spelling, but there is something glamorous about being on television.” Does anyone else see the irony of the Alphabet network airing a spelling bee?

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— “Kneeling ‘is clearly rebellion, grave disobedience and mortal sin,’ says Father Martin Tran, pastor at St. Mary’s by the Sea, told his flock in a recent church bulletin. The Diocese of Orange backs Tran’s anti-kneeling edict.” Funny, usually, when you kneel in front of a Catholic priest, it’s the priest who gets into trouble.

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— Dietrich who? Ferrari-man pleads not guilty.