J. Lo Showed Up And Shot Architecture Down

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Lots of stuff to get to today (we’re assuming, hoping, plausibly even praying), but we’re kicking the day off right. J.Lo has entered the building… profession. Discovery of Jennifer’s jones courtesy of our Gutter frenemies, who’ve stooped so low as to read InTouch (embarrassing), although, to be fair, we doubt The Economist (obvs our usual read) would have covered her “going into the real estate business!” with a condo project in Miami.

TK help us all.