If Jim Gaffigan Is Involved, a Hot Pockets Recall Might Not Be So Bad, Right?

There’s been a huge USDA recall of meat coming from the Rancho Feeding Corp, with the department’s Food Safety and Inspection Service pulling 8.7 million pounds because it’s “unsound, unwholesome or otherwise are unfit for human food and must be removed from commerce.” Some of that meat may have ended up in Hot Pockets, so Nestle is also recalling some of its products, namely, the Philly Steak and Cheese and Croissant Steak and Cheese. That’s a whole lot of questionable food in one paragraph.