10 out of 10 Kids Agree: New McDonald’s Mascot Is ‘Creepy’

This week McDonald’s brought a new mascot out of hiding (he’d been hanging out in Europe) and introduced him/her/it to American audiences. Media folks on Twitter predictably responded with mockery, and some wiseguy with too much free time on his hands even created a parody account:

Now, via Grub Street New York, we have the answer to the question that you hopefully haven’t been asking yourself all week: what will the kids think?!

Take it away, focus group A!

The best quote is also the most overly dramatic:

“People are going to make a joke out of it and it’s going to totally ruin their business.”

We certainly wouldn’t go that far, but we do think we know someone who has a future in market research…