I like the White Sox, mostly because I grew up south of Chicago. But today I like the White Sox more than ever, because this Friday, Sept. 2, is Mullet Night at U.S. Cellular Field, sponsored by a hair salon called Great Clips. A number of people I went to high school with will no doubt turn up for the festivities, which will include a Mullet March (not a Million Mullet March, but still). “March your mullet over to Gate 1,” the Sox Web site says, “where mulleted men and women will parade their classic cuts around the warning track. Wigged mullets will be accepted.” The first 500 mullet marchers will get a free White Sox Mullet Night T-shirt. Those who can’t make it to the ballpark can visit RateMyMullet.com instead to get their mullet fix.
—Posted by Tim Nudd