Finally, pizza in vending machines. It's about freaking time. Let's Pizza is debuting a pizza vending machine that, for the minimal outlay of $6, will dispense 10.5-inch personal-size pizzas which are made to order, thanks to each machine's infrared oven. Topping choices include margherita, pepperoni, ham and (to prevent rioting) bacon. While those options explain why each pizza is 676 calories, I still have more questions. Namely, how did Europe get these things three years before us, anyway? The universe got that backwards.