The Perfect Pet Names for the 15 Biggest Wankers at Your Agency

Recognize these guys?

You may have noticed that advertising employs its fair share of wankers. But what can you call these people behind their backs that feels fresh and creative? Peter Cortez and Joe Sayaman of agency Mizaplas have some suggestions—and have posted 15 of them, along with handy illustrations, over at workwankers.com.

You'll recognize many of these fetid souls. You can also "Call out a Wanker" by using the site to send an anonymous email to the offending party. (You are asked to use this power wisely, not trollingly.) You can also send ideas for other wankers to Cortez and Sayaman, who will add the ones they like to the series.

"It's partly just for kicks, but who knows, maybe it'll make people in advertising more self aware about crappy behavior we all talk shit about," the guys tell us.

More images below.

CREDITS
Creative Director/Illustrator/CW: Joe Sayaman
Creative Director/AD: Peter Cortez
Developer: Sam Mylarczyk