Lufthansa Airlines may have a funny name, but its newest ads are quite educational. For example, Sweden is full of hot women. Also, Germans enjoy drinking beer, and everyone in France is making out too much to get any work done. When they expand beyond Europe, I’d like to see Lufthansa document how much cooler Japanese radioactive monsters are than ours, or how Russian energy conglomerates control their government way more openly than America’s do. Actually, what would they say about America? Without beer, hot chicks or makeouts, what do we have to offer international visitors that they can’t get elsewhere? Oh yeah.
—Posted by David Kiefaber