Hot Booties: Microwaveable Slippers to Wear With Your Snuggie!

Lazy nation's pursuit of comfort continues

Much, much more than just slippers, Hot Booties™ are the perfect accessory for your Snuggie and yet another indicator of America's lazy descent from economic powerhouse to nation of hoarding, comfort-seeking shut-ins. Just place the booties in the Booty Bag™ and microwave for 60 seconds, which is exactly as long as you need to get sick of the rhymes in the spot. Laugh at the name, laugh at the production values of the ad, but don't laugh when they bring in more money in a day than you'll make in your entire life. The lazy consumer has arrived as an important market player, and he's not getting up anytime soon.