Get your cup of coffee from a dancing robot

Brewbot

If this syncopated spot from ad shop Being is accurate, the Tassimo Brewbot can make just about every variety of coffee in time to annoying dance beats. Sigh, robots are everywhere these days—conducting symphonies, handling graphic-design projects. The coffee is just part of their fiendish plan to enslave all humans, set up a cyber-utopia and worship the Verizon Droid. I'll take my cuppa joe from mammals, thank you very much. Those monkeys from the Costa coffeehouse spot will do. Sure, there's scalding and face-biting to consider, but I've grown used to that with the interns at AdFreak. Plus, the monkeys probably work cheaper and have fewer parasites.