If you’re desperate to wear corporate propaganda but not quite stupid enough for a forehead tattoo, Janet Riffe’s custom nail painting might work as a middle ground. As you can see, her nails look like a Nascar driver’s jacket, but it’s hard to ignore her precision and attention to detail. Those qualities must be why she is, according to her MySpace page, “often immitated but never duplicated.” With that in mind, if you do get her to paint your nails, check them for typos. And don’t bother getting your toes done. If you make a regular habit of the stuff she’s advertising, you’ll lose that foot to diabetes anyway. Via BuzzFeed.