A fruit drink made for the laziest sloths ever

A French fruit drink called Pulco celebrates laziness of all stripes with this ad from Fred & Farid for the brand's lemonade and orangeade offerings. Well, OK, eating yogurt with your hands is just gross, and putting empty bottles in the fridge is inconsiderate, but the rest of the examples are pretty lazy. One wonders if the target audience could even muster up the verve to go buy some Pulco. We don't even know where to find any here in the U.S., and we're certainly indolent enough to meet their standards. Hell, Gianatasio probably isn't wearing pants right now.

—Posted by David Kiefaber