They're having an opera festival in Fort Worth, Texas. Clear your calendar and saddle up for the show! But first, check out this low-budget promo from Relish Studio. The agency claims: "Production costs were held to under $10K." Well—yeah, duh, obviously. Note how the effects kick in and flames engulf Don Giovanni at the end—a reminder, perhaps, that sitting through an opera in the Lone Star State is probably a lot like roasting in hell. I say that without ever having visited Texas or seen an opera. I do, however, sing arias all day at work. Loudly. Dressed as the Serra Honda Man. I'm all about culture! Won't somebody help me?
—Posted by David Gianatasio