Flight Attendant Demonstrates Proper Condom Technique in Durex Spot

Instructions you might actually watch

Durex is no stranger to salacious advertising. But this faux-guerrilla spot from Poland, in which a flight attendant demonstrates how to use a condom on a chrome dildo, lacks the charm the brand's ads often have. That said, I like the fact that the woman kept a straight face throughout instead of hamming it up, and the unsmiling hat guy's reaction (at 1:17) is priceless. Sadly, this sort of ad would never fly (get it?) in America. Not only are we still a nation of bashful Puritans, but none of our airplanes have areas big or comfortable enough in which to use a condom.