Carnival dreams of a better, pantsless world

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I saw this Carnival Cruise Lines poster from Arnold at a bus stop in Baltimore recently, and it cut right to the heart of me. I also dream of a world liberated from the tyranny of pants. Of course, Carnival is just drumming up interest in its Early Saver plan for booking cruises, but surely this sans-pants thing is a sentiment that the company's new fun director can get behind. Carnival isn't the first advertiser to reach out to the great pantsless hordes. Both Sprint and Burger King have been down this road before, with BK getting flak from notable reactionary idiot Rev. Donald Wildmon for its efforts. Let the naysayers sound their barbaric yawps, though, while the rest of us drop trou in appreciation.

—Posted by David Kiefaber