In your time of need, Jared will be there

Jared Fogle, the former 425-pound Indiana University student turned national Subway pitchman, is launching his very own feel-good book: Jared, the Subway Guy. Winning Through Losing: 13 Steps for Turning Your Life Around. Will it be a thick book (à la David Foster Wallace?) or a thin one (à la Pat Fallon)? Hard to say. The press release says only that it’s “not a diet book” but rather “a motivational book from a young man determined enough to not only devise his own method for completely changing his life, but also willing to share his success with others.”