For times like these, you need the P-Mate

I hope this Web site is fake. I hope the product is fake. It’s called the P-Mate, and it’s a device that “enables women to pee neatly while standing upright.” At first, this may seem to herald a new era in human history, comparable to the invention of the wheel. But they need some help with the marketing. The site is a hodgepodge of scare tactics (see photo), unappealing how-to-use photographs and testimonials that are just