‘Snakes’ sequels doomed. Thank goodness.

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So, Snakes on a Plane sucks. Big surprise. I guess I won’t bother submitting my treatments for sequels such as: • Rakes on a Plane. People step on them in the aisle and get hit in the face! (Terror and hilarity ensue.) • Makes on a Plane. A cabin full of fussy toddlers leads to horror in the skies! • Jakes on a Plane: Chinatown III … airborne! • Shakes on a Plane: Shakes the Clown II … airborne! • Quakes on a Plane.

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