It's a Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris world

No one really needs evidence that the only way to describe Paris Hilton these days would involve some word (probably not invented yet) that means “beyond ubiquitous.” Still, after reading the Sept. 12 issue of the Star (it was a freebie, honest), we felt need to quantify the Hilton phenomenon. Are you ready? She’s in the 98-page magazine ten times! First Paris is one of the women featured on the cover, which touts “25 miracle makeovers.”