How teen is my Valli: CosmoGIRL promotes girl group

Speaking of girl groups, CosmoGIRL! (the exclamation point demonstrates the magazine staff’s excitement, not ours), has beat Saatchi to the punch by already actively promoting a girl group in its pages and putting it an ad campaign. We received an, um, effusive email from the CosmoGIRLs yesterday touting a new song called “Born to Lead” by a group called the Valli Girls, “with lyrics penned by CosmoGirl!’s very own executive director of marketing, Keith Gordon.”