Get healthy and attractive at a snail’s pace

Turning to international news, it’s been a good week for snails. It also seems like America isn’t the only place where the prospect of an eternally youthful, healthy countenance is taken to the outer limits of absurdity. In Chile, for example, people pay actual money to have snail grease smeared on their faces, allegedly for its beautifying properties. It’s also purported to cure coughing. Forget NyQuil, try Karacoflu, the coughing, wheezing, sneezing, tapped from the back end of a disgusting invertebrate that