"The classic story about a boy and his mother."

"Fifty million people watching but no one saw a thing."

"They're tobacco chewin', gut chompin', cannibal kinfolk from hell!"

"Family isn't a word. It's a sentence."

"The mission is a man."

"Oh yes, there will be blood."

"Great trilogies come in threes."

"The list is life."

"A romantic comedy. With zombies."

"This might hurt a little."

"See our family. And feel better about yours."